Followed the time management lifehack of promise you’ll get stuff done by some date that seems far away, now I just need a lifehack to finish 3200 tasks by October 19.

I could never do online dating (I hate having pictures of myself).

Logging on to xitter dot com to find out what hijinks the former ndp leader was up to moments after yesterday’s release.

https://x.com/FroggyTonicRedo/status/2109962887959851308

This is what the lore for any FIFA game sounds like to me.

Seeing techbro having opinions on math suddenly made me sympathize with gamers and anime fans hating on tourists.

Why is Bashar al-Assad in the new Facebook movie?

I think the obvious reading is less about futility, and more about the rich and powerful co-opting art because it’s preferable they be viewed as caricatures rather than villains.

He really is the king scammer

I’m a meta-impressionist, in that I get the general idea behind Impressionism.

They ripped of scent of a woman smh

Cleverly hiding that I’m bad at nonverbal communication by also being bad at verbal communication.

Roko’s basilisk don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun

Sharia law rules over Europe with murder being considered haram in large parts of the continent.

It seems like drone warfare is here to stay, but it would be cool if we could go back to wooden ships of the line. Warfare would be better with intricate rope and pulley systems involved imo.

Guy really into Carthage

Bone broth? You mean cum?

Getting escorted out of the model ship museum after accidentally making eye contact with someone

Which part of the Netherlands was Michael Jackson’s castle in?

Getting sent to hell and they just make you make small talk with the other damned souls