- cross-posted to:
- lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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“Them orcs be clubbin. I’m at the staff meeting.”
I should go to the creek more often. That might have a positive impact on my mental health. I’m not doom-orbing all the time (or at all, really), but I spend too much time inside and need to touch more grass and breathe fresher air.
My neighbor has a pond and it borders our properties, there’s frogs and when they sing I swear my blood pressure drops. I used to live next to a river that also had frogs, but also the sound of the water. Even more calming. It really really helps me, I bet it would help other people.
Geo-fenced Invisibility Cloaks are the worst
Why didn’t i see anyone when the Westfold fell?
Nope. https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Westfold. Me and my ladies didn’t notice
I never see either of you at church?
Your church doesn’t approve of my magic.
Jesus was a wizard, no?
A half-celestial cleric, arguably, or a paladin
That was before. Now he raised himself from the dead. He’s arguably a lich now.
💯
Wizard capable of high level necromancy? ✅
Undead? ✅Definitely a lich.
Maybe that’s why people can’t find the “Holy Grail”. It’s been hidden well because it’s his phylactary.
Arthas rises
Did you just assume my denomination?
If your denomination approves of my magic my magic isn’t extreme enough.
Bro I literally go to wizard church, it’s fine.
Sorry about all the drama, but to be fair
Yes, but same reason why you also don’t see me in a lingerie store. It would be awkward for everyone, and they don’t want me there just hanging out.
I’d rather not have the rabble try to burn me at the stake
Laughing at Christians is rude and I wouldn’t be able to help myself
Don’t just implicitly invite them! Don’t you go at the creek to not see other people?
I go to cast spells
It’s fucking loud in there
