I thought it might be special flavor but it’s a “special” can.
a limited-edition collectible can
How big could she have been?
She is three apples tall.

Was.

3 apples is the height of a Smurf.
How do you know that…wait dont tell me. …do we have smurfs on Hexbear ?
you can get a couple of cans out of a hello kitty but you have to use all of the buffalo as it were
I helped design the interstate bridge over the river by the SPAM HQ; and im kicking myself at not knowing enough geography at the time to refer to it as the Straits of Hormel

goodbye kitty 😔
Hello Kitty reduced spam salt by 25%?

Like, appart from the carnism spam is good right? Like, it is a clasism thing for people yeah? Also rascism
It’s extremely salty and all the preservatives are the specific things that make “ultraprocessed” foods bad for people, but other than that yeah it’s basically just an uncased sausage and the reason it’s “gross” is because a lot of people don’t bother cooking it so it’s like eating a cold hotdog straight from the package.
i’ve had it warm on a bun and it was way too fucken salty for me.
Yeah a lot of white haoles have a problem with natives and their use of spam
It rocks in fried rice
it’s just sausage at the end of the day, sausage never really looks that great in the first place and canned food being bad is its own stigma
highly preserved food definitely has a class element too
Little known fact: Hello Kitty was a kaiju.
Anyone remember the mall store Sanrio Surprises?
Maybe this was the surprise Sanrio meant for us to have.
Someone’s gonna buy this and store it in a humid garage for 30 years as a collectible.
the apocalypse is happening where I live
I bought a can of this because I have no electricity and it’s shelf stable
I have no electricity but I have Hello Kitty Spam
Maybe put a CW for meat
‘meat’
spam is mostly pork, just “eyeballs and assholes” as my dad used to say

nuh uh its prime cuts of free range spaminmal
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Schmeat

I want to make musubi with this


















