screenshot of email
Subject: Your name is in the Epstein files
to me
Hi Elvis,
Apologies for the subject line. But in a sea of mails, this was the only way to grab your attention.
I am looking for a marketing role. My resume is attached. Please let me know if you are hiring.
Regards
sell me this pen
If you buy this pen I’ll stop saying your name is in the Epstein files
Marketing background coming in handy I see
Job market is so fucked, there’s nothing to lose.
If it works it works
this is the firm handshake of the rawring 20s
No resume needed, complete success
It helps if the owner of the company’s name actually IS in the Epstein files.
regards
Hired.
Just letting you know you forgot to redact your name
Luckily I stole this from the internet. I wish my name was Elvis, that would be awesome
Elvis?!
