Harambe dying is what set us on the current path. Save Harambe, save us all.
The greatest gift to the world is a Harambe of obscurity. A Harambe known only to his zookeepers and locals.
Hidden Harambe Heals
A Harambe known only to his zookeepers and locals.
And, of course, George W. Bush.
How many are there currently do you suppose? And is it better for the number to be high or low?
Perhaps it’s all of them
A few thousand people minimum - a zoo that has a gorilla really ought to have enough visits and regulars that know Hidden Harambe’s name the way that I know the name of some sea lion at my local zoo because it’s on ads when I drive by.
Harambe is a cheerleader?
I miss Heroes. Actually I take that back, I miss the first season and the potential that it had.
The idea of Heoes.
no one ever told you the true queer agenda:
coming this june:
Whatever may happen, I’m whippin’ out my meat.
I’m cranking that hog
FUCK MY RIBS i’ll be at costco
Fake his death so that he gets to live and keep his glory.
Coming this Fall on NBC: Incognito - Harambe goes into Witness Protection as a cafeteria worker at Pleasant Horizons Nursing Home - but the FBI still needs his knack for crime-solving! Featuring Henry Winkler as Old Carl.
Finally an easy trolley
First time?
- Jesus
He’s already dead and incinerated or buried, so go ahead and run over them remains.
