Institute the following state mandated wake times and the bedtimes will just naturally sort themselves out:
| 10 am | preteens |
| 9.00 am | teenagers |
| 8.30 am | 20 somethings |
| 2.30 pm | stoners |
| 8.00 am | 30 somethings |
| 7.30 am | 40 somethings |
| 11.00 am | gamers |
| 7.00 am | 50 somethings |
| 4.00 am | cats |
| 6.30 am | 60 somethings |
| 6.00 am | 70 somethings |
| 5.30 am | 80 or older |
| 5.00 am | no-one ever |
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OMG by your definition I might be a 😺
Abolish bedtimes?
Abolish badtimes!This is woke
bring back global mandated bedtimes for everyone what’s good for the goose is good for the gander no favoritism everyone goes to bed at 745pm
But who bedtimes the bedtimers?
Urge to be a cat destroyed.
You think a cat would actually uphold the rules?
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It probably depends a bit on the rule. Given the later clarifications I think it’s possible a cat would very strictly adhere to the state mandated wake times.
Cats go back to bed at 9am
Ok, maybe this is workable after all
You got to be up early for your shift of begging sleeping people for food and fighting in alleys but there is a sleeping in sunbeams shift after breakfast.
It’s still a pretty vicious workload, but I might be able to manage this after all
it’s 3.30am on mondays
unless that means sleep again by 8:30 am 
