My dad’s all worried about sleeper cells, and I don’t know how to tell him that’s not really a thing in a way he’d believe me. If they could suddenly awaken a large enough group in the US to actually do some damage, don’t you think they would have done so one of the other times we randomly attacked them? Also, he doesn’t distinguish between Iranian or any other sleeper cells, they’re just “terrorist” cells that come generally from the Middle East. Don’t know how to convince him that that’s really racist, either.
Oh shit, I knew there was something I was supposed to do today.
Activating my sleepy cells
Soviet era super soldiers all over the world are wokening from their concealed cryo chambers.
Yes, it’s me. it’s talking about me. I just woke up from sleep.
no they aren’t. i would have received by Hezbollah activation code if that were true.
Great now the US will start ruthlessly harassing Iranian gusanos.
“sources say that these agents can be identified by how relentlessly and baselessly they criticize the Iranian government”
The only one who can beat trump in the battle box wakens from his slumberJust got my activation code, hell yeah!
Eepy widdle cells about to do an uwu fucky wucky to Iswael?
DSA Iranian sleeper cell caucus
این منم، من سلول خواب هستم
