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Given my numbers, the median must be like 0.12 seconds. If your legs aren’t asleep by the time you finish, did you even poop?
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
12 seconds to shit?
Not near enough time.
Tonight’s news, Amazon limit on bathroom break for 12 seconds based on this study.
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Toilets close the muscles- its much healther to poop on the floor.
Is it longer if there is a dog staring at them the whole time?
My name is Constipation Georg and I live in a cave and take 12 hours to poop per day and I am an outlier and should not be counted in the averaged data
My name is Low Sleep Stress Coffee Cream Cheese Shit Hubert, and I live in a cave, and take 12 seconds to poop and 11 hours 59 minutes 48 seconds to wipe per working day and I am an outlier and should not be counted in the averaged data.
TIL I’m an average mammal.
They don’t have Wi-Fi
12 seconds? I struggle to finish in 12 minutes.
Damn IBS.
Today I learned that I am well above average.
I feel sorry for the person(s) that had to watch in order to know this.
Scientists get to choose what they study.
There are worse jobs in the world than watching wildlife poop
TIL I am an extreme outlier.
Taco Bell: Hold my taco…
I can do half by having dragon fruit last night. I swear that thing is an artifect of poop god.
It does have a lot of fiber but you also might be allergic to it.
https://open.substack.com/pub/naturespharmacy/p/does-yellow-dragon-fruit-cause-diarrhea
