That’s a bummer. Still works most times I try it here in San Diego.

Hmm, it may be different from model to model, maybe give it a Google, but generally it’s just number 2 for only a couple seconds though.

Most gas pumps that do that have a way to mute them. It’s usually the second button from the top of the four on the right hand side. Sometimes it’s the top right button, but most of the time it’s the second one. Enjoy the silence. Oh, and also if you press and hold 2 on your microwave, you can turn the button pressing and beeping off. Silent microwave is the way to go.

I blame Gilfoyle. Fucking Gilfoyle.

Grew up in Philly, but it guessed Delaware, so super close. But it did say my next closest city was Philadelphia. It’s interesting because I went to school for radio and spent a ton of time working on my diction and pronunciation, and yet it was the little things I never would have realized I say that still got these results spot on.

Because the are the bridge covers is called the Golden Gate (since it is the only way for ships to get to the Golden State) therefore the bridge going over it is the Golden Gate Bridge. Because the are the bridge covers is called the Golden Gate (since it is the only way for ships to get to the Golden State) therefore the bridge going over it is the Golden Gate Bridge. Because the are the bridge covers is called the Golden Gate (since it is the only way for ships to get to the Golden State) therefore the bridge going over it is the Golden Gate Bridge. Because the are the bridge covers is called the Golden Gate (since it is the only way for ships to get to the Golden State) therefore the bridge going over it is the Golden Gate Bridge. Because the are the bridge covers is called the Golden Gate (since it is the only way for ships to get to the Golden State) therefore the bridge going over it is the Golden Gate Bridge.

Only took a few seconds.

If only there was someone who could trace those dicks

Please, I’d give anything for it to be the last days of these people.

If you’re making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won’t be disappointed.

So he had a fall and mild pneumonia? Those things aren’t scary at all in the broad scheme of things? So they hid it for nearly a month? Don’t buy it at all.

Chlorophyll? More like Bore-o-phyll!

I’d also love:

• somewhere healthy and fast to eat at night, like a rice bowl drive thru
• to be able to fly on a plane with no children
• to be able to enjoy a draft beer while I grocery shop

I had this issue, it was super annoying. I uninstalled and reinstalled with the latest update and everything worked great again and has been doing so for well over a year. I went down that rabbit hole of trying to update the spoofing settings per fuckyouspez threads and none of those recommendations ever worked for me. Hope this helps!

Flesh-eating Screwworm is my new metal band name, I called it first.

Sorry, couldn’t resist lul

Sick burninate.

Burninate him coyote

Gonna take it in a slightly different direction and pivot the question to music. And in that case, Red Hot Chili Peppers, it’s time to stop. I get it, it was cool and unique. But now, it all sounds the same, and you headline every festival ever and I can’t enjoy the same 5 songs being crammed down my throat for the next 5 decades to come still. Please stop. I know you “can’t stop”, but please, please, stop.

Fuck /u/spez

Taco Bell takes issue with like half of these.