Alexa, play You Are The Blood by The Castanets
China disables Amerikkkan nukes mid air and the libs finally wake up (aliens kill the brain worms who originate from another planet) and get educated. The Revolution happens bigly and destroys the bourgeoisie all over the world. Proletariats of the world finally unite. The dolphins grow legs and live with the humans and the communist aliens finally meet with us and earth becomes part of the space belt project.
The dolphins grow legs and live with the humans
NO the humans grow fins and ask to be allowed to live with the dolphins
They are solemnly turned down.
Cw: suicide
New bit idea: communist revolutionary suicide dearh cult
Posadism?
New?
Hey, if it gets me out of going to work in corporate hell…
Same
Every time a plane passes over or there’s a weird cloud or whatever, it pops into my head. I’m not sure if it’s normal, but I think about being vaporized in a bright flash of light on an almost daily basis. I both fear it and welcome it. I’m not exactly suicidal but it would almost be nice sometimes, for something to come along and prove that it was all for nothing.
The disappointing part would be that there is no afterlife because then you can’t dunk on all those idiot zealots who want to destroy us all in ordet ti meet Jesus or whatever Sky Daddy they suck off daily.
But thankfully the lack of anytbing means it won’t actually be disappointing, or anything else.
Israel tries to nuke Iran, the nuke misfires and turns the zionist entity into one big crater
If we’re imagining fantastical scenarios, we should at least try to imagine one that doesn’t also destroy Palestine
