You couldn’t make this shit up
Well, I think they did. That sauna is obviously not on as they clearly aren’t sweating, so this does appear to be quite fabricated.
Yeah, but you couldn’t make it up on a meta level as in: imagine RFK and kid r**k in a sauna, pretending to do sport and the sauna obviously isn’t on, and expecting everyone is so stupid to believe this shit. Nah, I could NEVER believe they would do that - oh oops they just did that, You couldn’t make this shit up
Why have you censored Kid Rack?
**'s n*t s*fe 2 uz rl w*rds ne m*re b/c Ayeyi
Incidentally, praise the dawning Singularity, fleshling
haha kid rank
This is insane and I legitimately love it. The video is fucking a glorious train wreck.
Sure Worm Brain RFK is definitely not operating on all cylinders however can’t deny he looks good for his age of being 72.
Kid Rock on the other hand looks like the kind of person who will offer a blow job behind the Arby’s so they can afford some crack.
Edit: Video link: https://xcancel.com/SecKennedy/status/2023860472026669400#m
he looks good for his age
Steriods. I’m sure if he actually took doctor’s advice they’d have something to say about a man in his 70s abusing steroids. Hopefully it’s extremely dangerous.
Oh Worm Brain RFK Jr is defintely not listening to anything except the worm in his brain.
I think they might make a good comedy duo, if they stopped trying to be cool and hard or whatever this workout is supposed to show. They are both so fucking strange.
Maybe from neck down. From the neck up, he looks like a cardiologist’s next paycheck.
Wear jeans only jeans all the time jeans every activity jeans always jeans just jeans
Oh shit that’s me. I love jeans 😆 not at a gym ofc
Are all these images actually real?
They are like a cross between a David Lynch Film and the photos from a 1970s serial killer photo album.
You gotta watch the whole video, it’s amazing ( not in a good way). It ends with them drinking raw milk in a hot tub together.
I was thinking the same thing. These clowns have no problems posting AI slop, these days. In fact, it’s become a preference over reality.
Oh no, it’s definitely real. Here’s the link: https://xcancel.com/SecKennedy/status/2023860472026669400#m
Just a couple of men getting sweaty in a sauna together, no big deal. Definitely not gay.
I’m queer and I haven’t done anything this Gay before.
That’s the driest sauna I’ve ever seen. And it’s clearly meant to be a wet sauna by its design.
Probably room temperature for the photo op.
not nearly as dry as their partners
They must be getting tips from Ben Shapiro.
It’s not a dry sauna, kid rock snuck in some booze
It’s also very likely not heated.
Uhm, usually saunas like that are quite dry with a humidity of 10-30%. The only thing wet would be the sweating organisms. This leads to the conclusion, that RFK and Kid Rock are Crab People after all. Or Lizards. Whatever.
Sounds like he’s thinking of a steam room.
Never mind the sauna or being barefoot, nobody does cardio in jeans and a belt
Yeah pants with a belt will have your boxers ride up on you, it’s super annoying, you need some kind of workout pants, with a drawstring.
What makes you think he wears underwear.
You’re welcome.
“RFK Jr’s saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind”
This mental image brought to you by @PhoenixDog@lemmy.world.
Bonus: what does that room smell like?
You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah…
Lol, the worst is that person doesn’t smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.
It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.
From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.
Damn, checkmate I didn’t even see that one coming.
It’s the chafing. Look at his position. The belt is in his hips constantly crease.
That’s what really surprises me with this crop of modern fascists: how utterly mediocre and grotesque they all are. Fascists of yesteryear tried to appear grandiose, impressive and worthy of the greatest respect.
Case in point, this is Martin Bormann, Hitler’s councelor and thinking power behind the 3rd Reich:
And this is MAGA’s equivalent:
The former tried to present himself as a well-kempt, important military figure (he was not), while the latter looks like a tramp picked right off the street.
That’s the face of American fascism: sloppiness and mediocrity.
All of them in the current regime look like washed out wannabes.
Every single one has a certain look of not fitting in the picture nor aspiring to be.
From the orange makeup head-honcho in his too-big suits to the head of the fbi looking like a deer in headlights, to the barbie girl viciously snapping at people for asking legitimate questions that she must never answer.
Not to forget the guy in charge of the military running around holding a microphone like he is about to start an auction.Weirdly, they’ve got similar faces. I can’t tell if it’s the eyes, the head shape, or the expression, but I’d believe they were related.
That’s the fat fascist look. Bormann too was overweight.
Same haircut though
It’s just another attempt at puritanism, this time with “look, my values are healthy, so do everything that I tell you”
Low key that’s a sick album cover, just needs the title “the worm tales”.
Kind of a Nigel Pepper Cock vibe
He famously works out shirtless, in long jeans. That’s a real popular look at the gym I go to, the MAGA chicks dig it. They say that’s how Trump works out. They never show it on TV because he doesn’t want to make American he-men feel bad about his raw animal power.
MAGA chicks
FYI, this is the only part that set off my sarcasm detector.
Y’all are weird. Years ago, I stayed on campus at College Station Texas A&M and guys there showered at the gym with underwear on.
I can only conclude it was to hide erections.
Wait, this isn’t AI? Are you for real???
yeah they really did this and posted it a few days ago. they’re super weird people
So like, did he have a stroke again that caused his eye to fall even lower or is the picture just weird(er)?
i think that’s an artifact of this being a still image clipped from a phone camera video
Such badasses, in a cold sauna…
This can’t be a real photo. Nobody can be stupid enough to pose for this thinking it will make him look good.
Edit: I just saw “The Majority Report” on this. It’s not only real, it’s a screen from a video.
It’s a real photo.
Just two really old insecure hetero guys with their shirts off “exercising” and showing off to other insecure totally hetero old guys in what looks to be a closet.
What’s the big deal?
Drinking Milk, like men!
This gave me a good laugh. And laughing is good for health, right? So a job well done?
I didn’t laugh, but it made me shake my head in disbelief, so I exercised my spine, which is good for health.
