OK. So bicycles have, as the name suggests, two wheels. The front wheel can be rotated for steering, while the rear wheel is for acceleration. You accelerate by alternately pushing down the pedals located approximately in the middle. Force is transferred from the pedals to the rear wheel usually via a chain, but other solutions, like a belt or axle, exist.
Since the wheels are in line the construction is prone to tipping to the side, so keeping the balance while sitting on it takes some practice.
But once you get the hang of it it’s one of the most versatile modes of transportation, with specialised bicycles (or “bikes” for short) for off-road use, extra light ones for racing, etc.

😉

Have you heard of bicycles?

Are you certain that isn’t Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon six?

Nicht zu vergessen IMSI-catcher.

Point is we need to teach people to teach themselves because things change.

And it’ll only accelerate.

Now that’s what I call exciting side effects! Wanna lose weight without working for it? Sure, but you might go blind.

Gott hat nichts damit zu tun.

It means I got autocowrecked.

Du nimmst kein Handy auf eine demo mit. Zumindest keines mit sim.

There’s no war in Ba Sing Se.

So you can eat anything in the dark.

No. But everyone should have a basic understanding how electricity works, so they’re not surprised that they better switch it off when working on the wiring and can at least make a guess of how it’ll behave once powered.
They don’t need to get into the dynamics of capacitors, diodes, transistors or other electronic components, but having heard of them certainly wouldn’t hurt.

You don’t need to convince me. I’m all for people having a basic understanding of the tools they use on a daily basis.
But my observation is that people seem predominantly opposed to the idea.

But then people would have to learn. That’s scawy 🥺

That explains so much…

Be the change you wanna see in the world?

c/baduibattles@piefed.social ?

In Bayern nicht 😭

One’s really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

The only way this joke works, IMO, because it delays the pun for as long possible.

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