The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.
- why is there a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows?
- why don’t the windows have blinds?
- why is there carpet?
- why would you put a candelabra… there?
- how do you get into the shower? it has to be on the right, next to the sink, but…
- why are the towels as far away from the sink as possible?
- why is there an empty vase in the shower window?
- why does the shower have windows?
- why have a stall shower in a bathroom this huge in the first place?
- why is there a floor hvac register? what happens if the shower floods?
Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.
Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.
“And what do you want for your shower?”
“You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?”
“Say no more”
I feel like there’s a not-terrible version of this concept and this is its Wario
I feel like there is a frank Lloyd wright house that has something like this which is quite popular. But it might not actually be the bathroom that has this style?
Where bathroom?
This is the stuff i love seening Ryan George trash talk.
Ah yes I have binge-watched his content before but it eventually became repetitive & I got numb to it.
Making fun of billionaires never gets old!
As weird as this is, it’s better than a lot of modern showers where people just don’t put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.
Soulless minions of orthodoxy don’t know a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber when they see one.
I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.
We have a nudist resort not too far from here, but the houses are nowhere near this fancy.
If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn’t rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I’m going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.
Sad I can only upvote this once!
I gave it one more for ya.
I’m pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.
“Chefs kiss”
Looks like the tree from Myst.
11/10 would shower in there.
Yes, but Atrus had taste.
This bathroom is why we don’t have enough to buy a home or have children or pay off student loans…
It looks very nice but I wouldn’t want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.
Then how do you expect to assert your dominance over them???
Piss right over the fence
Lmao, that’s the most reddit thing I’ve read on lemmy.
I guess this reference just proves we’re all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol
What the fuck!
For real. It’s like the dude doesn’t know about poop knives or something.
Huh…yall need fiber and a toilet. But I understand he needs a lot of things. Curtains number 1.
And a poop knife.
If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
“Jeeves! Stomp, if you will.”Yes mlord
Who said anything about interacting? They said ‘watching’.
and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.
I mean people who can afford to build houses like this usually buy the surrounding lots so they dont have any direct neighbors.
Ehhhh, not necessarily. Just take a tour of any McMansion neighborhood in the US.
gauzy drapes, dude.
I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?
