• dan69@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Ladies and gents that’s my president!! Round of an applause looking like just disturbed from peaceful nap.

  • mtpender@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    I’ve seen that look on my grandfather while I was his carer, Trump is dying in front of our eyes. I give him 2 years, maybe 3 years tops.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      16 hours ago

      Oh good just about long enough for him to completely dismantle the world order for no readily apparent reason, and then shuffle off his mortal coil so he doesn’t have to deal with the consequences.

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      That…is too long. 2 or 3 days of great. Weeks are fine, even up to 3 months is acceptable. Not years.

      The damage this dementia riddled child rapist can cause in a few years is just unbelievable, yet inevitable (unless someone over there grows a spine and does ‘something’ about him)

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        16 hours ago

        I don’t understand why we can’t just Truman show him. He’s got no idea what’s going on anyway so just fly him around on air force 1 to various places, have some actors “interview” him and every time he starts going on about taking over Greenland or whatever his next obsession is, just telling him you’ve done it. Is not like he’s going to check.

        Every time he’s getting a bit much for everyone just encourage him to go to his golf course, so we can get a week’s rest.

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      2 days ago

      Just enough time for him to be puppeted around like Nancy reagan with her hand up Ronnie’s ass. The only saving grace is that there are gonna be a whole lot of people fighting for the privilege of fisting him, so the infighting could delay things

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    2 days ago

    “This is Aberbijon. What am I doing in Aberbijon. I’m the president of Aberbijon! Ameesatimifen.”

  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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    2 days ago

    It’s either that or somebody forgot to toggle the on switch at the nape of its neck.