Dicks are for the dick collection, duh
i keep my collection new in box and my WIFE doesn’t believe that they will be worth a small fortune one day
Sounds like it’s time for a divorce. If your wife can’t understand you preparing for your future, she doesn’t understand YOU.
storming into the divorce headquarters and demanding that i retain custody of all my pristine collectible dicks
Because it would be silly to shit out our pee like some kind of bird
I would get offended, but my allergies are going nuts so I am sniffing real hard every minute or so
You gotta get the pee outta the balls that’s what dicks are for
what kind of BOZO designed this
If it was me I woulda had pee stored in the
so it could come out easier
the balls are sort of like a hard drive for long term piss storage, the penis is like ram for when piss is about to be used
They’re like a faucet, you twist the balls to adjust the flow of excess pee from the balls (it should be a constant steady drip by default)
