ah yes, male pattern value increase, completely forgot about it
Once women hit menopause they’re experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y’all, but I’d assign that great value.
Sarah in the bible had Isaac at 90 years old. Menopause is a woke lie like dinosaurs. /s
Tom Segura getting fat again…
Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
You be nice, he’s the hottest dwemer in all of Tamriel!
Now buy my course about how to get robot legs and crush it in the dating scene. Only €67.69 for the first month.
Peak dad bod
Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?
Gotta up your game boy.
Dang what’s that from?
Oh wow. Wild Wild West. They had the best burger king (or was it mcdonalds? p sure its bk) kids toys
Tx!
Jon Peters: heavy breathing
Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.
Get the new “Bagarn Bod” today with this simple trick doctors won’t tell you!
Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.
I’m a massive elder scrolls fan
Didnt know Dwemer made those too
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.
And I just now realised what was going on when I was around 15 and a girl invited me to her place while her parents were away. We watched this movie and she put her legs over me, then leaned her head on my shoulder and held my arm and I just sat there fully focused on the movie and feeling awkward about physical contact… God damn it.That’s a perfectly fine thing to do at 15. Cuddling while watching a movie. I think you’re just looking through it through a different lens now that you’re (presumably) no longer a teenager.
She should communicate with her words.
“The 30s are men’s best years!”
Meanwhile:
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7 a few years after high-school. I dont care, im not the one that has to look at it.
My father is stage 3 at age 51. Interesting. Guess he will be stage 6 by 110.
Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
Vegeta?
Does he glow as well by any chance, Tar?
I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
This is crazy; what game is this from?
In morrowind the dwarves are long gone and are believed to have perhaps “receded behind math”, this npc is I believe the only dwarf you can meet in morrowind that is alive though there are dwarven ruins and automatons across morrowind.
Elder scrolls morrowind
Oh! I think I’ve heard of it before. I’ll look it up. For anybody who has played it: is it fun?
It’s amazing, and don’t let anyone discourage you from trying it.
For sure!
It is amazing but it doesn’t hold your hand as far as quests go. There’s no big arrow pointing to your objective. Items don’t blink or glow. You must read the quest journal and wander around. There’s transport options but no generic fast travel.
Also, if you can find a mod to remove cliff racers then use it.
But then how would I satisfy my unquenchable thirst for bird blood?
Morrowind remains my favorite Elder Scrolls game. It’s a bit more hardcore RPG than Skyrim for sure, and that may turn some folks off. And it’s definitely an older game with most of the dialog written. But it is an EXCEPTIONAL game. The world is beautiful and varied and exploration still feels more rewarding than Oblivion or Skyrim, the amount of lore to explore is HUGE, the specificity when building and leveling your character out exactly how you want is expansive, and the game doesn’t hold your hand - you can kill people who are vital to the main story if you want to, it just lets you doom the world if you really want to.
Nowadays, I’d strongly recommend running it with the excellent OpenMW engine, it’s rock solid and performs better than the original game, hell there’s even a working multiplayer fork of it!
it just lets you doom the world if you really want to.
…and it still leaves a back route to complete the main quest. You just have to murder the living god who is a mantling of Mephala to start the alternate route.
the amount of lore to explore is HUGE
…and then you come up for air after reading the 36 Sermons of Vivec, realizing that very basic steganographic techniques were used to conceal at least a couple of hidden messages withing them and the start branching out from there into trying to understand the concepts of CHIM and the Towers and Amaranth and so on trying to wrap your head around the metaphysics of the setting.
It’s very old at this point.
It’s the predecessor to Skyrim. I would maybe start there.
Yuk. Skyrim stripped out everything that made Morrowind special. It feels more like a Ubisoft game than an RPG.
Morrowind is old and has retroRPG jank, but as long as you don’t run everywhere it’s not that hard. There’s even OpenMW if you want some modern quality of life features.
There’s even OpenMW if you want some modern quality of life features.
It’s been years since I played. Will OpenMW work with original MW mods, and if not what does it’s modding scene look like?
It plays well with original Morrowind mods, including Tamriel Rebuit, which is fucking awesome.
Doesn’t change the fact that Skyrim is a lot more accessible for new players.
There is a reason why Skyrim is still one of the most played games on Steam at this time (after 14 years) and Morrowind is not.
It is however why there’s like a small group of morrowind guys still fitzing around with mods and updated engines for it.
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I am not sure if you are kidding but Ram exists to be used.
Unused ram is wasted potential.
I am. I code. Well, kind of. What I meant to say was “I play around with code that takes up a lot of my computer memory, actual memory, and RAM” and I really am quite fond of my little creations that I’ve made with my code and can’t bear the thought of parting with them/basically killing them by deleting them. They’re like children to me :,)
This is the weirdest troll I’ve ever seen, or you’re in the middle of a psychosis.
To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.
Wouldn’t that mean his value only went up since he is a man (supposedly)?
I would say it didn’t, so he himself contradicts his own statement.
He’s not a man, he’s a mer. Show some respect!
“When riddled with corprus and 700 years old you reach, look as good you will not!”
