
I am calling for Europe to install Gunther Fehlinger as supreme leader, balkanize Germany and France, force all countries to join NATO and then promptly collapseThere has to be a gunther-smile emoji to accompany this

Gunther is always very serious when he calls for things he can definitely enforce
Either they don’t dare go through with that (and other) threat(s) and Europe get severely diplomatically and politically weakened.
Or
Europe surprise us by having a spine for once and both the US and EU get severely diplomatically and politically weakened.
Either way the imperial core gets weaker and less cohesive.
Wouldn’t that be very demoralizing for Ukraine? They’re fighting for the right to join NATO, the so-called “Western World.” But not even this “Western World” can hold itself together, as the United States wants to invade one of their best members. That would be the most “I told you so” moment of the century.
It would indeed.
it would be hilarious
Tell them you’re going to shut down every single McDonalds’s, Domino’s, Burger King etc.
Now that’s a threat right there. American soldiers will be unable to operate any longer.
Our (former) chancellor declared McDonalds essential for providing warm food to poor children.
What’s wrong with parents? What do you mean they can’t afford a hot meal for their children in Austria? Do you know how cheap a hot meal in Austria is? Not healthy, but cheap. One hamburger at McDonald’s 1,40€, with fries 3,50€
Not healthy, but cheap.
soooo close to just openly saying “eat shit, peasants”
no you won’t, but you should
I guess these guys missed what happened to the ICC justices who got out of line with the US and subsequently had their modern lives deleted when Microsoft and Google turned all their shit off. Won’t be talking so tough when they can’t even login to their email.
This doesn’t actually register to Gunther because he’s so hard of a poster he’d start physically mailing tweets to friends for them to post or something
Buying regional maps and just colouring in random sections to put on the local cafes corkboard.
I forgot about that. Do you have a link handy?
Europe will seize US bases
Okay… so when are yall gonna stop talking the talk and start walking the walk? Or is it back to the cuck chair with you?
Right? Just do it. Take every single base you can reach and then say “Now shut the fuck up about Greenland or we start executing officers” like god damn, you gonna wait to start negotiating until you’ve already lost?
Lmao I’d like to see Europe try
Okay but he’s a literal nobody
10 seconds after you wrote this, Gunther put out a plan demanding that your country be broken down into 15 smaller countries. And he doesn’t even follow this web forum.
What are you talking about? He’s the Balkaniser in Chief at NAFO
He’s a head of a small NATO-funded NGO, so not a complete nobody.
He is also European head of frat bros.

The only thing they’ll do is monitor the situation even harder and put extra stress on the need to upheld international law.
I’ll take “things that aren’t going to happen” for 500, Alex


The easiest tell that Euros won’t do shit and do as they’re told is the fact that buying Chinese or Iranian weapons, let along Russian weapons, doesn’t even cross their minds. With a thoroughly deindustrialized economy, by what means are they going to throw out the Burgerlanders?
So they’ll continue to buy US weapons, and they’ll do as they’re told like good little vassals.

his “we’re so back” is about to hit straight into an insurmountable wall of “it’s so over”






















