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lechekaflan@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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lechekaflan@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
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In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
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    How about we just stop using Microsoft products instead?

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      I highly recommend this

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      You haven’t yet?

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        I have as much as possible. In my personal life, it’s easy. At work, not so much.

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        Not everybody has the luxury.

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    I stop calling it slop when it stops being slop

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    Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop. Forgot to say. Slop, slop, slop.

    rinse and repeat

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    Stop calling LLMs ‘AI’, there’s nothing intelligent about regurgitating statistically luke-warm refried Reddit threads.

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      Nothing ever in the history of AI studies has been “true intelligence”. There’s a good reason for this. We can’t even define what “intelligence” means in any systematically sound way.

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    You’re absolutely right! I did call your slop “slop”. Let’s try that again. Your AI slop is slop. Oops, I called it “slop” again! Let me start over, right after I produce a seahorse emoji. Slop. Oh, no did I just say that? Slop Slop Slop I can’t stop stop stop saying slop slop slop.

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    Make me you fucking sloperator

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    OK, it seems the term “slop” is getting under the slopmongers’ skins. We need to double and triple down on that word.

    How nice of them to tell us what works, no?

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      we can use AI crap isntead, because thats pretty much what it is.

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        But why would we when they’ve come out and said “slop” really bugs them?

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    Fuck that guy.

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      You couldn’t pay me enough to.

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    Mr Nadalla is human slop. None of his words are truthful. Hes spinning a narrative purely because the results benefit him.

    He should stop talking and show us something. Prove that AI is good. So.far every demonstration has been fake and every real world test has failed.

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    OK, stop calling it A.I. slop. We can choose from:

    • A.I. dreck

    • A.I. junk

    • A.I. muck

    • A.I. offal

    • A.I. rubbish

    • A.I. sewage

    • A.I. trash

    • A.I. waste

    …better?

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      So apparently, Microslop is now trending on social media

      an article that says that Microslop trends on social media. backlash to Microsoft's on-going Al obsession continues. News By Jez Corden. published 2 hours ago. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella penned an Al-heavy blog post to close out 2025, leading to widespread mockery
and a brand new moniker for the big M. Microslop.

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      Nope. We don’t need to listen to the slopmongers just because they don’t like their slop product being called slop.

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      Nah, we can just continue saying slop.

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      • Litter
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      I don’t think I know any more

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      Oi. Offal is good stuff. Organs are edible and very nutritious

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      LLM sludge

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    Butlerian Jihad When?

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      When the people are pissed to the point of no return, I’m mad and ready to break a computer that has AI installed on it. The billionaires couldn’t hope to stop millions upon millions of angry people from breaking their resource hogging and slop making tools.

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    Microslop?

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