If you can’t fuck the ugly alien why bother playing at all
The fact that there’s never been a Krogan romance option is a travesty and proves Bioware were cowards even before they went downhill
if they included that then the genophage wouldn’t be effective due to the constant krogan humping
I want to play with those Mandibles and Bioware can’t stop me. To nexusmods I go!
Farscape: the best looking prosthetic you’ve ever seen.
or a muppet
lol yeah
In the old Doctor Who serials, it’s usually just a regular looking person.
Or someone in a costume made out of cardboard and random junk they found at the dump!
Shut up, I will fuck everything
Look, if you can’t feel the sexual tension between Wrex and Shepard, I don’t know what to tell you.
Never underestimate what monsterfuckers will be intrigued by. Or the power of “no, you can’t fuck the monster” making people want to fuck the monster.
Me, I’m rarely interested in fucking the monster… but I damn sure want to hug anything with either soft fur or anything vaguely resembling either tentacles or a snake-like body. Fluffy = hug shaped and tentacle monsters and snakes are tied for giving the best squeezes.
