Jared Birchall is Elon Musk’s right hand man. He controls Elon Musk’s family foundation and is in charge of hiring bodyguards to protect Elon. He is one of the very few people that Elon Musk trusts.
With his wife Laura, he lives in Austin, Texas.
According to public documents, they are located at 16715, Destiny Cove, Austin, TX 78738-7421.

Donald Trump falsely said migrant families living in Springfield, Ohio, were stealing pets and eating cats and dogs.
Elon Musk amplified these lies on X.
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/18/media/elon-musk-trump-rally-bomb-election-misinformation
As a result, these families received thousands death threats.
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/19/nx-s1-5114047/springfield-ohio-haitian-migrants-trump-safety-concerns
Jared Birchall laughed about it. He absolutely loved it. His lovely wife Laura Birchall thought this was very funny.
Jared is obsessed about his privacy. He doesn’t want anyone to know who he is.
“Why are you posting their picture?”
I don’t owe them shit.


Looks nice and sparse, lots of room for entry.
Lol if LW leave this post up I will be amazed.
Yeah they removed one of my posts that I think had Lindsay Grahams address on it ages ago. They love to protect the right’s publicly available and legal information.
But fascists need to be protected according to .world. You call someone out for being a genocidal freak? You’re the problem, but they won’t get banned.
Technically, since the information was in public documents, this is not doxxing.
It’s still up
McMansion
every approach by sky is a clean approach

Imagine being wealthy and choosing to live in this grotesque affront.
Wait does the house only have windows on the front?
I think that’s a second building. Like a garage or something.
I hate displays of obscene wealth, but that house looks pretty small for the guy that handles the finances of the world’s wealthiest man. I wonder how much/little Elon pays him. Cheap fuck.
All of those trees have cameras in them. I wouldn’t even be surprised if there’s landmines either.
I see one of the architects of our destruction, I upvote for visibility.
Jared Birchall, you say.
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tch tch tch tch. well, how is his wife holding up?
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#Jared Birchall
You posted sources for everything but the idea that Birchall loved it.
Not doubting, but it is weird that everything else in your post has citations and sources, except the crux of your point.
I agree with your comment, and also
Maybe, like many people, Jake & wife found the fact humorous that trump was propagating fake news about people eating cats & dogs, not that they found the fact humorous that the people wrongly suspected of cat-&-dog-eating were receiving death threats 🫤
In the case of people so influential as Elon and Trump, no one should laugh when they propagate insidious fake news, as the impact such thing has in our society can not be underestimated. If you laugh about someone committing a crime, in my eyes you are also part of the problem.
Is he the reason why all the stories about Elon’s mutilated penis get erased?
Butt chin for the win.

excuse me but that’s clearly a ball chin not a butt chin.
Oh, my bad, you are right.
If ball-chin & butt-chin exists, are the norma chins just all taint-chins?Anyways, to rectumify my previous mistake, I hope I got it right this time:

taint-chinned and proud
Taint hard, butt it’s honest work.
Honestly working that butt & taint hard.
It is now.
Gotta stop feeding these monsters.
If I was Elon’s right hand man I’d be ashamed if people saw my face too. I’d much rather people know me for my kinks
Elon’s a straight up Bond villain. I feel guilty for owning a Starlink, but it’s the only high speed internet in my area. Ridiculous that this pricks behaviour means that I now have to justify my choice of IP.
Bond Villains are intelligent and have charm and sophistication.
Musk has none of those.
Don’t you have fiber available?
I can tell you’ve never been past nowhere.
Trust me I know what’s living in a rural area is like US or not.
It helps if you live in a country where the ISPs don’t have a monopoly. They are forced to provide high speed internet to pretty much everyone just in case the competition does it first.
It is weird to think that you have been rural in various places but still expected fiber somewhere.
We don’t even have cell signal here. It took 3 years just to get electricity.
And I am only an hour from the capital of canada.
Sadly no, just fiber to the cabinet, then copper to the house. When I called the provider to tell them I was switching to Starlink they said there were ‘curently no plans’ for fiber to the premises in my area, so I suspect it’ll be a few years away at the very least.
Annoyed to be paying money to that dick, but it’s literally 10x faster at 420mb, which is what I’m getting now.
You have fiber to the pole and the best you old ISP could do was 42 Mbps? That’s fucked, on my rural all copper network we had a 100 and 200mbps option. Expensive, but available. I only switched to fiber to spite Spectrum(CharterComm)
I’d be ashamed to live
All these scum radiate scum energy
I’m thinking of naming my kid Jared in order to ensure they grew up to be a successful but morally bankrupt person. Saves me from having to get a pension.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a nice Jared in my life.
My only friend named Jared is Canadian. so… you know. Loophole I reckon.
Maybe he’s considered evil in Canada but for American standards he just seems like a regular guy.
I dunno, I have a respect for Americans who tend to just say what they think. Pretty open book. If they don’t like something they will say it. You know where you stand with them. And Australians are even more blunt. I came to love that about Australians. Cuz there’s no guessing. If they want to tell you something they don’t waste any time and dont coat it unecessarily in emotional bullshit. They don’t ‘handle’ adults like they are fragile children. Say what they mean. Mean what they say.
Although Industry can influence that behaviour.
Cuz Canadians don’t play like that. They play a totally different game. Say nice things. Hide ulterior motives. Insult you in actions. But say something completely different. Take Joy in your failure. And never say it to your face. Deep grudges. Will put oil rags in your tank without telling you and hope you die. No range of 1-100 in anger. Just happy until they aren’t and they go a full 1000 with it. Never confront you to your face at a reasonable point before getting there. No discussion leading up to it. Heavy manipulating. Sabotaging. If you don’t ’pick up on their hints’ they automatically add you to their shit list. They won’t warn you you’re heading into shit unless there is legal obligation to. Watch your back. Constantly. With a friggin smile on your face.
Crooked Lawyers flourish there.
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There are evil Canadians. There are evil canadians that know how to be nice to your face. Making them extra evil than your traditional evil stereotype adding that extra layer of manipulation. Adding to the fact they know what they are doing is wrong when they know what it takes to ‘play’ good.
Not even the Goblin king himself?
Birchall
Misread that as Bitchall.
Same here
From the looks of him, his last name should be Chinballs.
Looks like the guy in Dallas, the 70s series
I’m all for posting pictures of him but don’t post his family.
As a result, these families received thousands death threats.
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/19/nx-s1-5114047/springfield-ohio-haitian-migrants-trump-safety-concerns
There should be absolutely no playing nice with these people.
And the kids are guilty in this too? You’re gonna hang them out with their parents?
I don’t see anyone here saying the kids should be targeted.
I see people suggesting that it’s acceptable collateral damage that they’re in photos and such.
Yes. They need to fear for their lives the same way everyone else terrorized by MAGA does.
Trump rapes kids, and you want them to be murdered… You really are just like him. Utter scum.
Don’t enable fascists and you won’t be caught in the crossfire
Actually, post his family, friends and literally everyone he associates with.
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The paradox of tolerance.
It’s a fine idea, but you can not equate the right to privacy of an innocent person and a perpetrator. (I know courts see this differently.)
The only point I would agree on is leave out the kids, they had no choice.
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Marjorie Green did not not think the rhetoric and threats of MAGA were bad until they started affecting her. She actually encouraged it in the past.
Some people don’t see an issue with a behavior they support and promote until they face it themselves.
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You’re spinning in circles. I already admitted to understanding your point.
Since you like writing in proverbs, sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Give them a taste of their own medicine. Let them feel what it’s like to be on the reciving end.
Those rich fucks tend to only pick fights with underpowered opponents, which is not that difficult due to their vast financial advantage. It’s only fair to level the playfield by such measures and one of the few things we can do.
So what do you do for work? I’m just wondering how far detached from reality you actually are.
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I’m fine with a truce. They get rid of flock cameras, mass collection of communications metadata, etc, which includes our children, and I’ll support censoring posts like this.
But unilateral disarmament is what got us here.
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Its a breaking of social contract argument.
Its bad when everyone does it, the point isn’t whether its a good thing to do or not. The social contract only works if people largely adhere to the conditions. The argument is that these people have broken their part, therefore are no longer entitled to the benefits of the bargain. It is a loss for society in general, and the action is a proposed remedy (as a social cost) aiming to restore the social contract.
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Ah, no your argument is definitely on the same page then, but at different ends of that page.
So your disagreement goes to degree of breaking and ability for remedy.
Their argument is, the degree of targetting and surveillance has surpassed normal constraints while the ability for a remedy within the normal constraints of the social contract is no longer possible.
To take your example if a murderer is arrested and tried then order is restored and with it the social contract begins to heal. If the murderer however isn’t arrested and tried, then continues to murder, then what alternative remedies are available to be resorted to.
If we agree kidnapping people and keeping them locked up is bad, the response to someone doing that is… Arresting them and keeping them locked up.
you think what he does and supports doesn’t affect other people’s families? So, he can fuck with people’s families, but his family is beyond reproach? How does that make sense? Why do we have to respect the monster’s family when he obviously doesn’t have any qualms disrespecting our families? Fuck them kids. Monsters in training.
I don’t care about the wife, she’s old enough to know what kind of man is married. But the kids are not at fault of what family they born into.
You understand this line of thinking is exactly why Elon Musk was allowed to fly under the radar for so many years?
No, the children are not at fault. They are his progeny, and they will be taught to think like him. Especially considering how rich they are.
And you understand that no matter how you want to spin it, putting babies in the line of fire is fucking disgusting. No matter what you think they might grow up to be. Trump rapes kids, but youre happy to murder them. Tell me again how youre the fucking good guy?
Why?
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No one is saying to target his family. A photo of him that also includes them is not a problem.
Better check the comments again. At least now there are multiple that explicitly are.
Don’t post children’s faces, what the hell, what’s wrong with you all
https://www.tiktok.com/@t.mebirchallspacex1/photo/7512760107780918535
You go tell him that champ.
I’ve blocked Tiktok, Twitter and Instagram on my network and refuse to use them, so I won’t look at your link.
It’s the photo uploaded to his media account. These are photo’s they are happy to have online, so there’s no reason to act so offended about it.
This is clearly a post putting a target on that man, let’s stop being obtuse here. I don’t care about shaming him publicly as he is a piece of shit, but don’t expose children to this, or you’re a piece of shit too. For fuck’s sake, have some decency, even if their father have none.
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Uhuh sure thing champ. Whatever you make up in your head to tell yourself.
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Exactly. If the right wingers started posting pictures of the families of left wingers we’d be calling them out for it.
People at war like to expose the enemy while protecting their own, news at 11.
The difference is we don’t have Panantir and flock cameras tracking their movements and comms. All we have is posts like this — knowing they fucking exist — while traitors condemn us for it. We’re losing, but at least it’s fucking something.
They should have blurred the kids’ faces, 100% not open for debate.
Nevertheless, these “think of the children” guys calling out OP are all too happy to only think of the white children. Musks USAID attack has resulted in thousands of deaths, most of which were children. Let that hipocrisy sink in.

















