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just store them both in the transporter buffer til they get home duh

Odo: I don’t want to go on the cart!

Quark: Oh don’t be such a baby.

i like this, it removes the “traditional” gender expectations from the saying, while also bringing any other members of the immediate family into the equation.

you get it. glad you found something that helps, took me a while to find a med combo that worked to help me “logic” my way through the emotions. they’re still there, but i’m able to bitch slap them into submission more easily.

Fine. When that new Voyager game releases in a few days I’ll kill all three of them to make you happy.

That’s actually his transporter clone Ricolas Locarno.

hah, computers have had the same drive rail layout for so long that i didn’t even notice! .^_.

the ideal humanoid body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Remember When Voyager Turned Paris and Janeway into Salamanders?

Harry Kim’s reaction to Paris not being torn apart and having his atoms flung to every corner of the galaxy: “Yisss!”

yup. nutella would bother me way less if they just owned up to it and called it hazelnut flavored spread.

does haribo just make gummy bears or is that only what they sell to americans? we tend to get the crappy versions, don’t even get toys in our kinder eggs anymore because they could be a choking hazard.

what, do i dare ask, are the computer holes?

see, this is why we millienials throw so many lols into our text communication. so people know it’s not super serious lol.

i wonder how much extra stress access to instant non-verbal communication has added to humanity. like for thousands of years you could only talk to someone face to face or wait three months for a letter to arrive. we never really had to try and translate someone’s intent without the aid of vocal tone and body language until pretty recently.

that’s just a mid-coitus snack! at least it wasn’t a pastrami sandwich.

“happy wife happy life” seems so… antiquated though.

edit i think my viewpoint might be because my parents were both born in the early 1950s and very much reinforce the “boomer” stereotypes. i think both people in a partnership should be happy, to be clear.

that’s awesome. it can take a lot of courage to be blunt, even if you’re very close to someone. i always have that voice in the back of my head going “was i too blunt? what if i offended them? what if they hate me now?” etc etc, even when i’m trying to be polite.

there’s a problem with the picture - nutella is garbage, not chocolate.