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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

On the rocks

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On the rocks

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Why do you have guests you don’t like?

    Sounds more like you have victims, psychopath.

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      Well now you’re on her ‘don’t like’ list.

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      Some people have romantic partners they live with. And sometimes, rarely but sometimes, those partners have friends. I just think this is a shitpost though.

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      You know like annoying in-laws and children that tag along.

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    Fucking with people’s food is never funny.

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      What about their drinks, huh??

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    And there’s another reason I don’t hang out with people who boil their hot dogs.

  • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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  • MotoAsh@piefed.socialBanned
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    Hmmm… surely there’s some drink where this might actually kick ass… sadly I am not a mixologist.

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      Might be good in a Bloody Mary…

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/23714492

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    Maybe add some vodka and clamato, a little tabasco and worcestershire, wouldn’t be too bad.

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    Dirty Dog Martinis.

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      This might not be the worst idea if it was a better sausage. Like bratwurst water or something.

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    Why would you give your precious Wurstwasser to people you don’t like?

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    or here’s a better idea, really crazy one at that. just don’t invite them over.

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    Joke’s on you. I don’t use ice.

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      Just straight frozen hot dogs in the drinks of people you don’t like eh?

      • mr_account@lemmy.world
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        No, I think they just use boiling hot dog water

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          I like to freeze my boiling water, so I always have some at hand

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            Yup, gotta make sure it doesn’t go off.

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    Me coming back again and again cause your water tastes weirdly good.

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    Well, what if I like hotdogs? I won’t get my comeuppance.

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    Why spite? Basically cold bouillon cubes right there

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    Mundstuhl

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    I keep them around for Fred Durst, he’s thirsy for them

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