8 people around the table and only 1 of them talks at a time… Everybody’s going to be so bored. 3-4 PCs, 1 DM.

You think Jack Ma is US American?

I got to the same conclusion but I was thinking of the orcas as grannys, complaining that we are too skinny and won’t survive without a good layer of blubber.

“I thought we covered this yesterday?”

What the frog is eDNA?

Finally an explanation for the animosity between India and Pakistan

Throwing his daughter under the bus like that

My daughter thinks I should spend more time with her but doesn’t she realise people are being bombed in Ukraine and still show up for work?

Moopet casually crushing a lemming’s self-image

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Charles Darwin was a pigeon breeder.

Anyway, just came here to say that that nest is way too much. No self-respecting pigeon would be caught dead with that.

I’m not complaining or anything. Bro was banging peak Grace Jones and saw a better life than chemical engineering (maybe he saw god, she was smoking hot). Before this meme I thought he had a PhD and then I had to look up the scholar stuff.

Thought he was butter because he looks half melted

He quit the Fulbright thing after two weeks though.

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

The CEO was apparently also a buddy of Zuck and is going to be working for Facebook instead now.

You’d have to go back to the 19th century for those non-fossil carbon dioxide variations to matter.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11645-climate-myths-we-are-simply-recovering-from-the-little-ice-age/

Calling it AI is a compliment because it’s so incredibly stupid. For three of the four built-in closets you can’t reach half the stuff. The kitchen island in the middle of everything with a sink in it. The endless, useless corridors. The lack of daylight (each room gets a window and they all face in the same direction - genius). The door from the bathroom that opens into the door into the bedroom.

It looks like an AI layout that someone put into some rendering software and cleaned up a little bit. It is absolute shit.

Yeah, I’d argue the real problem is that each season is too damn long. Cut them in half and I won’t have time to get bored with them.

I really like the can tabs. The plastic bottle caps annoy me because they make it harder to screw the cap back on. It needs a bit more innovation in my mind.

“Left alone” is an intentional act. The mother died so unless it was suicide she didn’t leave the baby alone. And then it was in the US and the US has the highest maternal mortality in the West. The headline downplays the tragedy of the mother’s death, ignores the tragedy of the high maternal mortality, makes it sound a bit like she was a bad mother rather than a mother that society didn’t do right by.

Edit: even a suicide isn’t leaving the baby alone because if you are that far out I’m not going to hold you responsible for the baby (although if I knew you I might have a very hard time forgiving / be unable to forgive you).