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    11 months ago

    I would bet he had an IV in his hand, and the IV caused bruising. He’s slathered makeup on it like some fucking idiot.

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      11 months ago

      He did this a few weeks ago, too. He absolutely is getting infusions of something on a regular basis. Could be hydration drips, could be anti-syphilis drugs. Who knows.

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          The “every accusation is projection theorem” needs to be fully codified like Occam’s razor or Poes Law. Especially if we find out some of the craziest most off the wall qanon/blood libel shit is actually literally true it’s Trump, the GOP, billionaires, Putin, Netanyahu, Jerry Jones, etc that are all consuming human babies in order to stay young forever and doing the bidding of Peter Theil because he’s the one that figured it out and… wait, goddamn it! That’s the belief system of the Super Adventure Club in the South Park episodes mocking Scientology after Issac Hates left for the previous episodes mocking Scientology.

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            Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

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        11 months ago

        Ah yes shaking hands with only the… Back… of the hand. And at the exact place an IV would be located on the back of the hand.

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          It looks more like where a thumb would grasp his hand, closer to the thumb than the center where an IV would be.

          I wonder how many people who hate him have to shake his hand and try to hurt him a little while doing so.

          That said I would be actually amazed that the trump white house ever told the truth about anything. And like someone else said it’s not the picture of health to bruise from handshakes

  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    Soooo, the Epstein file “dump” is actually an interview with Maxwell, and she was given (bribed with) partial release from prison for it. I knew they were going to distract us with something, but them knowing that we want him to naturally die wasn’t on my bingo card.

  • Redditsux@lemmy.worldOP
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    11 months ago

    This story encapsulates the Trump administration - more concerned with appearances than substance.

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    You’d think with those fuckloads of money he could afford an actual makeup artist. Then again, that would require paying someone to do their job.

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      You don’t understand. He never lets them do his makeup (at least not in the first (and jesus bonghitting christ should have been last) term). It’s a thing of his. Like fearing stairs or being poisoned.

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        11 months ago

        To be fair, it’d be really easy to poison someone while doing their makeup. That could be the reason for that too.

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    I’m a woman and years ago some makeup artist had recommended a foundation shade that was a bit too light but I didn’t notice.

    So one day wearing it, I walked into Sephora and this guy working there looked at me in horror and went “Oh honey…your face is a different shade from the rest of your body…”

    I saw it then and changed things up. But seeing the picture in the article that’s immediately what I thought back to… “Oh honey…”

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    Is the color on the picture weird?

    He doesn’t look orange, he looks jaundiced.

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    I’m no makeup artist but this seems like it wants to be seen and talked about. I feel they could have made it less obvious if they wanted.

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      As we see from his face, he only applies it to himself and he’s not good at it. He won’t let anyone else do the job