what fucks me up about the Adams administration/political machine is not the corruption/graft/jobbery, but how ludicrously incompetent it is at every level.

oh, i’m being investigated, personally, for a bunch of cartoonish bullshit… seems like a good idea to just hand a reporter on the street a few hundred bucks during an interview. some how more absurd than Paulie Walnuts trying to get seated first at an airport Chilis Too by palming the TSA screener a groupon for a 60% off back wax.

Arresting me for what, accepting a bag of succulent potato chips?

Your honor, my client is innocent of all charges because she is Chinese and was only trying to make friends the way Chinese people do.

With money hidden inside a potato chip bag. It's a simple cultural kerfuffle

Is there anybody in Adam’s orbit who isn’t corrupt and an imbecile?

Greco has been a fixture of Adams’ political career for over a decade, during which time she helped him raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for his mayoral campaigns and connected him to influential members of the Chinese-American community while escorting him on multiple trips abroad to China.

I was only going to quote a few sentences from the story but kept being amusing and odd even after her lawyer started talking.

On Wednesday, City Hall reporter Katie Honan spotted Greco near the announcement of the opening of Adams’ newest campaign office, in Harlem. Greco later texted Honan after the event when she spotted her again and asked her to meet across the street from the campaign office next to a TD Bank.

Greco and Honan walked to the Whole Foods next door. While inside the store, Greco handed Honan the opened bag of chips with the top crumpled closed. Honan, thinking it was an offer of a light snack, told Greco more than once she could not accept the chips, but Greco insisted that she keep them.

The two parted ways. Before entering a nearby subway station, Honan opened the bag and discovered a red envelope inside stuffed with cash, at least one $100 bill and several $20 bills. The reporter then called Greco and told her she could not accept the money and asked if she was still nearby so she could give it back. Greco said she’d left the area. Honan told her she had to take the money back, and Greco said they could meet at some point in Chinatown.

The reporter then texted Greco, “I can’t take this, when can I give it back to you?” She did not get a response.

In an interview later Wednesday, THE CITY asked Greco what her intention was in handing money to the reporter. In response, she said she’d made “a mistake” and apologized over and over.

“I make a mistake,” she said. “I’m so sorry. It’s a culture thing. I don’t know. I don’t understand. I’m so sorry. I feel so bad right now. I’m so sorry, honey.”

She then called THE CITY back, advising that we call her attorney, Steven Brill, and adding, “Can we forget about this? I try to be a good person. Please. Please. Please don’t do in the news nothing about me.”

“I just wanted to be her friend,” Greco added. “I just wanted to have one good friend. It’s nothing.”

Brill denied that his client’s payment to THE CITY reporter was nefarious in any way.

“I can see how this looks strange,” Brill said. “But I assure you that Winnie’s intent was purely innocent. In the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of friendship and gratitude. Winnie is apologetic and embarrassed by any negative impression or confusion this may have caused.”

Beyond parody.

Tch, typical. This bribe is just 80% air.

wasn’t even zapp’s smh

we have to know the brand. was it Utz?

lol its even in a red packet lol

folxs, is giving bribes in red envelopes considered yellow face if you’re not asian?