He was probably doing some Elon shit
This’d be such a good plot point
Maybe he did it like Elon and paid women to have his kids via IVF.
The expanded universe was already weird af but until you mentioned it again, I forgot this happened
I can’t blame you for wanting to forget about Rise of Skywalker.
I don’t think he got laid, it was a clone
Which makes him Rey’s father AND grandfather
this is triclops erasure
Triclops literally was erased when they said lol that shit ain’t canon
wow you found footage of it happening!
In legends he had a harem.
DO IT
Getting Sheeved with Sheev’s Sheev on the Senate floor, getting Palpatinations.
Maybe he wore a paper bag?
That right there is what you call a three-bagger: one for him, one for her, and one for anyone unfortunate enough to walk in on them
they makes sense, paper bags make for unreliable condoms
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Can someone explain for me?
somehow palpatine got laid
