1.) Set your pronouns (if you put he/him you will be sent to the gulag)

2.) Upbear posts by dirt_owl and say “thank you based piss owl!”

3.) Submit a 1920x1080 resolution picture of your dick and balls to the admins for review

4.) Click “ppb” for the site rules

5.) Be rootin’, be tootin’, but most of all, be kind