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Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee to Wizards@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

I'm bending reality to my will

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I'm bending reality to my will

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Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee to Wizards@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Three-day weekends pretty please

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      I have added an eighth day to the week.

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        I’m willing to settle for that.

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        Functionally similar

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        :<

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        deleted by creator

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        Honestly, that’d work.

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    gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?

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      What, like, you want more of it?

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    Perfectly balanced

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      “Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you’re good and crazy, the sky’s the limit!” - The Tick

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    Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

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      Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept

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    One downvote, please

    Edit: this is fucking bullshit…

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      Australian downvote.

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    Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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      Sir. You are holding up the drive through.

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        Chicken enchirito

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          Annnnd theeennnnnn???

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          Combo or by itself?

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    Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.

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      You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!

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        Ah yes, good thing I’m good at being specific, when I put myself to it. But good catch!

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    For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

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    I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.

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      this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day

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    Can you pick up some frozen peas?

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    Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?

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    A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

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    Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve

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    Can you cure my depression

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      Yea, cure this guy’s depression

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