You can be the protagonist of this story!

I guess I just don’t find it newsworthy, waste of my few seconds of attention!

We keep saying these so called leaks every year, especially common for Sony as far as I’ve seen. And what do we see? Virtually unchanged phones…

Glad you’re able to enjoy cats! It’s not an option for everyone as severity varies.

All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again.

Yeah, and then there were allergies. Fuck allergies.

Thankfully we have your genius on hand to inform us of this travesty.

Seize the memes of production!

Right. Let’s go lick the sun.

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Hey man, are you OK?

As is your existence.

Even then, have some decency and at least yawn behind a hand or arm, and don’t sit like a petulant toddler.

Which is what this guy basically is.

Spot is sentient, but unlikely to be sapient.

You can strike the “itself” in your title there.

Contact admins and nothing else. This post will likely be removed.

Congrats, your brain has been selected to be added to the biological neutral net super compute cluster.

Unfortunately Amazon screwed up your selective lobotomy, accidentally keeping your consciousness intact as your brain is forced to generate legions upon legions of horribly stupid content, as requested by Amazon customers.

Don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

Sorry no can to, we don’t do guns in the developed part of the world.

They saved every IP address.