Witchcraft! It chose Debian for me. I use and enjoy Debian.

“Small changes to a few sections.” There. Happy?

Stockholm syndrome.

“Specifically Annoying” or “Plausible Bullshit”? I’d buy the latter.

Finally, a 100% certain way of contacting alien life!

If you format them all, you make sure you got the one you wanted.

Our new leader!

TIL client certs exist.

He’s really that stupid. Source: am US citizen and have had to follow his nonsensical ramblings far too closely over the last 6 years.

Agreed. My life is also not better for disliking things, but I really LIKE disliking those things.

“… I don’t like disliking it.” You and I have very different life experiences.

Gotta topple them all!

That’s all we needed back on the 90s. Three for the government to run their wargames, one for each major university to run their interwebs pump. one for each blue-chip company to make sure they were complying with trickle-down economics. The remaining were sold overseas to allied countries so they could bootstrap themselves out of the late Renaissance. What a heady time it was to be alive.

Note: This is Leopards Ate My Face. This is the place where people enjoy seeing comeuppances manifest.

Granted. That’s it. That’s already horrible.

“quick experiment” with Rimworld. See you next month.

Like his entire life up to and including now?

If Elon had a parrot that constantly said “Elon is a Nazi”, it would be in the news.

Don’t you threaten me with a good time.