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MattW03@lemmy.ca to SCP@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Just the good old (not anomalous) me.

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Just the good old (not anomalous) me.

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to SCP@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    40k fans: yeah i’m good, too

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Maybe some of us want to be part of some “minor” war crimes.

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        Nah I’m devoting myself to slaanesh immediately.

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          When I first read this, I read it as downvoting myself to slaanesh. I was like “Yeah, that’s a very Slaaneshi comment.”

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      If I could, I’d sign on with papa nurgle yesterday

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        You can get a feel of that at your nearest MtG tournament

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    Only thing I want from SCP is 999

    • ekZepp@lemmy.worldM
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      enjoy

      • atrielienz@lemmy.world
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        This little guy is how I know I don’t belong anywhere but the library of the SCP foundation. I want to pet him. He’s friend shaped. I cannot be trusted.

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          Cannot be trusted to what? Isn’t he freely accessible to all staff?

          • atrielienz@lemmy.world
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            To not pet the anomalies. Pretty sure we’re not supposed to pet most of them.

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              This particular one is encouraged :)

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                Yeah, but there’s a whole bunch of dog SCP’s out there and I want to pet them too. I have no self control I will die first. I’m not stupid enough to pet a bear, but… I still want to.

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        :3

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      Some SCP-500 would also be great.

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    To be fair when I asked a few people said they’d like to be D-Class which is… uh a bit worrying I’d say

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    I like the pocket dimension ones like I could probably survive in an endless IKEA, just build a fort out of Billys and Applaros you know?

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      There would be an infinite Blåhaj supply too. Sign me up!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I wanna be that dude who can teleport to other worlds. 😩

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      Yeah, but he can’t control it and he just randomly goes to other worlds. No guarantee if it’ll be awesome or horrifying.

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    Stargate Fans: I wanna be Walter Harriman!

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      We wish to be Walter then end up being Sgt Siler

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      “And then i say ‘seventh Chevron locked,’ y’know, to change it up.”

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    deleted by creator

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    Maybe, I want to be D-Class.

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      Sincerely, why‽

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    I wanna be a woofus

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