Contrary to some info I’ve seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer “BigBalls” Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it’s just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene.
https://subium.com/profile/jsweetli.bsky.social/post/3lh7nii7yyk2o
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Since this blew up, you guys can now find out that in addition to the handle BigBalls, he also uses “MostSexy” on platforms like Venmo
There’s people out there qualified with decades worth of experience that can’t find fast food work and some literal child with the username “IceBladez420” gets hired to oversee fucking medicare/medicaid and social security because he liked one of Elon’s tweets.
Hiring high school kids to run the government is what Melon’s lord and savior Milei did, of course he’s doing it too
I wonder why libertarians
love to hang out with teenagers so much 
Being in the Model UN.Being a top guy in DOGE who gets to fiddle the controls of literally six trillion dollars.
The goal is to make them do illegal things then say ah man they shouldn’t have done what we told them. Those kids committed a lot of crimes!