HidamariSou [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomy new years resolution is to shit my pants lessmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squaremy new years resolution is to shit my pants lessHidamariSou [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecoeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agodouble the bread double the head was gonna be my resolution now i’m considering instead that penis-crushing-stone solution
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month ago“Double the bread double the head”? Crushing my penis with a boulder instead (Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word ‘penis’ with ‘punishment’)
double the bread double the head
was gonna be my resolution
now i’m considering instead
that penis-crushing-stone solution
“Double the bread double the head”?
Crushing my penis with a boulder instead
(Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word ‘penis’ with ‘punishment’)