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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

I thought its existence was just a myth

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I thought its existence was just a myth

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • devilish666@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile after drink it…
    1000001612

    • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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      I don’t want him showing up at my door.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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        Send 'im round to mine, then

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    Is the wine magic or the penis?

    • tiramichu@lemm.ee
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      Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.

      I’ll give it a pass, personally

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        …extract?

        • Destide@feddit.uk
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          Ever milked a boy cow?

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            You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.

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                I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.

        • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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          By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.

      • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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        To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

        • synae[he/him]
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          Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

          • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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            Order yours today at dickbox-com

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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          I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!

      • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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        And probably poached rhino horn.

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      • Orbituary@lemmy.world
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        First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.

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      Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works

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    +5 Vigor, +5 Endurance

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      +4 Dexterity

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        +4 Two-Handed

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          -5 intelligence

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    deleted by creator

    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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      Hahahaha, I heard the song immediately

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Is it wine made from magical penises?

    Wine that will make your penis magic?

    Wine for magical penises?

    Wine made by a magical penis?

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      Yes

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s what my wife calls it when I stir her coffee with my dick

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      While it is still boiling?

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        I mean, the lady isn’t into cold coffee.

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    Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

    https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc?si=er39G1SDmwVHs1TW

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      It tastes better but it’s not as effective.

      I wouldn’t serve this swill at my EBDB BnB.

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    Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um… is that…

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    Taiwanese person here that can read the ingredients. It looks like it’s made from Toad testicles. Edit: nope it’s Gecko

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      蛤蚧 (géjiè) is gecko

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        Well shit. I totally misread that.

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    Been sitting on this photo for 10 years, my time has come

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Quaker appears to make a very different type of oatmeal overseas…

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    I wouldn’t have thought penis would have a high enough sugar content.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      It’s not the wine that’s magical, it’s the penises that are. The magic is that they’re sugary enough.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      They must’ve eaten a ton of pineapple.

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    ‘god whip alcohol’

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      On this occasion the translation on the bottle is accurate. 鞭 (biān) is also used for certain animal penises (maybe ungulates) when they’re used as food or medicine, and 神 (shén) works as an adjective meaning miraculous or magical.

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        Fascinating! I knew the first and last character from japanese, but I don’t speak any flavour of ‘chinese’ (yet). I found it really interesting, how this combination of characters translated as “magic penis”. When I learned about ‘kanji’ in japanese I inmediately fell in love with them and since then I’ve been passively trying to learn some mandarin.

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          Have you tried Outlier Dictionary? It integrates with the Kanji Study app, if you aren’t already using both there’s really nothing better in my opinion. I did exactly what you did, but ultimately realised I’d prefer to study Mandarin directly.

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    以形补形,中医中常见的一个观点,哪个地方需要提高或者不舒服,就用什么部位做药进行治疗和调养。

    translate me so that you know more background

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