Please threaten me with a good time

Temba, his arms wide

If you cut Infinite Jest in half, and half of infinity is infinity, is it now two Infinite Jests? Should every page in Infinite Jest be page ∞ since they’re all a division of infinity?

I don’t know smart math things so I’m just bs’ing here, please don’t tell me how wrong I am.

What about this version where I elegantly added the e to the meme?

He’s bringing GLORY to your work from home day

Pharmacist: Yep this checks out, here’s your pills.

The smudge crops are coming in nicely

Based on the orientation of the faces, it looks like Alaska (and therefore the US) was actually Canada’s hat all along

Yes, it’s short for Cwntllewnaberblaenavonarmarthenystglynnwllhelieathwyth

dw, your data is also still sent to the oppressive, kleptocratic surveillance state

But the good news is the government has to pay them our tax dollars to spy on us instead of getting it for free or using that money to benefit the populace. Yay dystopia!

What’s it supposed to say? I can’t see it as anything but cunt

edit: Ope nevermind I can see the top of a thing behind it that says aunt

Well but see the intent isn’t to render it unfit to be reissued, the whole point is that you want it to stay in circulation so as many people as possible see the additional message.

Doesn’t communicate that information as directly as something written on the bill itself

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oopsie-woopsie for those not in on the joke

https://cssdoom.wtf/ direct link to the game if you’re not interested in all the technical wizardry behind the scenes

They couldn’t have at least made it every 4 minutes or every 5 minutes so that the intervals would repeat every hour? These people really are evil.

No no you’re completely justified. Headlines written this way walked so that clickbait could run.

Because more people are likely familiar with Michelin star restaurants as a concept than this particular restaurant, so you get more interest/engagement by sticking the more well-known thing in the headline