anti-heal

Damage but with more steps?

They probably went and enjoyed a game of Battleshit after taking the photo

“are there any questions?”

Fuck me, it took me way too long to find the nominative determinism in this. Completely missed the author’s name in its tiny print (Richard Speed for anyone else still trying to find it)

It brings us love, get it!

Never speak to me or my emotional support box pile again

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

Damn atheists! They ruined atheism!

They specialize in treating constiptation

All the migrant laborers left

Yeah, that’s what happened. Of their own volition, they just decided to take their labor elsewhere. Yep, mm-hmm. ICE I see no other reason for that.

Nah, too sentimental about my character to start all over

Yes, but that’s not necessarily bad. The Flaming Dumpster can represent change, renewal, optimism, and opportunity.

Sailor Moonshine

Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy

I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

Another industry the boomers ruined for everyone but will blame the millenials for killing

^/s

“Are you sure you’re not overthinking this?”

“Well great, now I’m worried about that too.”

I’ll give two answers

1. Final Fantasy XI. Main flaw is that I don’t have the time to put into it to justify a subscription.

2. Rocket League. Started taking itself way too seriously (both the game and player base).