Oi. Australia mate!
Most of these are bought as going-away gifts for coworkers
They knew. This raised their sales by 23% and heart attack rates among aunts by 3%
OH IT IS AN A!
This raised their sales by 23%
That’s because it’s an untapped market. I don’t know how many times I’ve gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don’t have that sort of card at all.
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with “Fuck off” as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You’re right, postcard sending is a lost art.
Not to put too fine a point on it, I think you’ll find that cunts are one of the more frequently tapped markets.
Maybe it was in the Australian section
Is “Cwnt” Welsh for something?
Yes, it’s short for Cwntllewnaberblaenavonarmarthenystglynnwllhelieathwyth
Pronounced “Christine”
don’t forget the i’s are silent.
Chrstne
Definitely on purpose
Australian joke card
Joke?
I remember.
What’s it supposed to say? I can’t see it as anything but cunt
edit: Ope nevermind I can see the top of a thing behind it that says aunt
“FOR A Special Gunt”
You’re seeing it the good way
Billy Butcher’s valentines cards dropping just before season 5
This is just from Hallmark Australia.
I’m like 95% sure this is shopped.
Of course it is, they shopped it at the Hallmark shop!
Unless they stole it. Then it’s stoled.
I would love to know if it is.
I have an aunt like that
now I want actual greeting cards for “Special Cunts”
Greeting cards from Australia
Cunt is fine. I’ll buy it.
Client?
Aunt?
You know… The one that’s ‘special’
Yeah, aunt makes much more sense
Yes. Precisely.
