Maybe people would like it to be way worse? Let’s try that instead.

Is it voci trentatotto?

Have you ever seen the horrors and those trans people do? No? Neither have I. But I can’t for the life of me find out what that could mean. Probably the worst! Or even worse!!!

Straight to my bucket list it goes!

I can’t be friends with a cat, my children wouldn’t allow it.

My children: (They’re adopted. And only the two on the left, the light one is our friend and guest)

I’m feeling violated by a pumpkin.

A friend of mine built an interactive card-flipping in, I don’t know, I think silverlight back in the day, and did all the 3D computation manually. While I stared at him in disbelief.

I think that was somewhere around 2010?

I would like to add racists to that list.

“Sorry sir, I see you’re on the no boob list. Maybe you should try dating men?”

I like medium to small ones, dunno why. Doesn’t matter. What I really dislike though, is climate change!

Pffffft, I like it that way

While the birds outside the window listen in horror what that good little boy did all day.

😨

Why not? Call it the half time show and be set.

“I’m going through a phase change mom.”

soaks into the carpet

Kiss them goodnight and make sure they drink enough water?

Some are even able to exit vim! Without opening a web search!

Have to agree, they’re meh. Appreciate the gesture, but I prefer different things.

She was a hefty one, oh boy.

This is outrageous. I am so angry, I started flinging my poop all around me!

When will the next CEO purge happen? Because I think one applied right about now.