For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
Or one of the Margot Robbie looking actresses
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
What’s the story, Wishbone?
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
All Ginger No Plan - that’s an amazing life motto. ;)
Sounds like the name of a stand up comedy special.
Sounds like an orange cat
Rowan Atkinson.
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Best answer
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I’d cast that dude to play as me.
Donald Sutherland
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
