There can be only one CaptPretentious.

While I hate Trump as much as the next guy, this has been brewing for literal decades. And of course Trump is making a serious catastrophe worse too.

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I hope he doesn’t Betty White.

But if you do that, what happens to that shit?

That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

That’s not a horse, thats a dog.

Utubepublisher, first, as always in trusted news.

Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

In nomine patris lustra

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

True.

The way this is shot, it looks like he’s mostly underwater. Took me a second to realize it was an optical illusion.

Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he’s stupid as fuck. He’s going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait… there are none. Cowards.

My dear life partner thought, for years that it meant “Assigned Cat At Birth”. Which made life interesting for a while.