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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

You don't have to read this today.

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You don't have to read this today.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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    “How do you delete someone else’s post… From your mind!”

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      (Ugh, gif didn’t work)

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        My gif to your jiff!!

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    Unrelated: how do I maintain a consistently low battery level in my Airpods?

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      Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The licking notifications should begin shortly after that.

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    It would have cost you $0 to not post this

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    deleted by creator

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    Help how do I unread something

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    Laughs in 3.5mm

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      Extra long tongues.

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    I should have heeded your warning random internet person

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    That’s what great UX is all about, baby

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    What if they just licked your ear all the time? That just might convince me there is a heavan.

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    What if tongues had tiny ears and every time you drank water it felt like getting water in them.

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    Can I make it a manual action? Because sometimes my ear canal is itchy AF and if a tiny tongue could solve that problem without making me look like I’m trying to tickle my brain, I’m all in on that.

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    I would have very clean ears then.

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    I should have heeded the title, gross lol.

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    They might as well. The one pair of airpod pros I had would screech into my ear if the battery was low, which happened often because they cram as much useless garbage “features” into them as they can which drain the battery rather quickly. I had to stop using them for video calls at work because I couldn’t get past a 90 min meeting without one screeching in my ear. Switched to some old Sony ear buds with less features and am much happier.

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