That picture of Ash’s mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?

Your face is weird

(Sorry, my mind is 36 years behind my body)

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The one I learned at recess was

This land ain’t your land, this land is my land
You better go back to Ellis Island
If you don’t get off I’ll blow your head off
This land was made for me not you

Goddammit that’s fantastic. I completely forgot that bit. And both are or become rangers (spoilers for a 30+ year old show)

Of course, it’s a play on the Mean Girls meme “Get in loser, we’re going shopping”

Pictured are two characters from the mid-nineties series Babylon 5, both of whom risked their lives and made personal sacrifices multiple times in order to defeat the primary antagonist, “The Shadows”. Central in that fight is “The One”, prophesied by the same species as the bald boneheaded person in the picture

That is certainly an option, yes

Just grab a label maker and turn the image into a meme

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Well, it’d be great if they were kittens. These little shits just like to hork down food as fast as possible, puke, then ask for more.

Hold on, I’ve got a comic for this…

I’ve been thinking about getting a puppy

The cats keep puking, figure a puppy will probably eat it

I threw my back out putting on my clothes after a shower today

The gif is basically me for the last week

The fall of the Berlin Wall, the space shuttle Challenger disaster, the Chernobyl meltdown, and Iran Contra all are closer to the release date for Wake Me Up When September Ends that it is to today.

If you were 23 in 2004 you should get a colonoscopy scheduled

NGL that’s actually really neat. It does not change my opinion of corporate metallurgic dickery, but it’s still neat

Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?

Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me

But Kwikset has Microban™ coating on their doorknobs! Surely you would rather have a thin layer of chemical coating that totally won’t come off and give you cancer and the production of which absolutely doesn’t poison fresh water. Why do you want giant corporations to have to spend extra money making doorknobs out of brass when they can use aluminum alloys, white-metal, dog leavings, and snot instead?

(I have no evidence Microban™ uses carcinogenic products, nor that its production pollutes the environment. I only have *gestures broadly at 300 years of industrialization and its affects* all of that)