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moonlake [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • reaper_cushions [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Crocodiles only eat on very rare occasions, so I’ll just hope it has eaten in the last couple weeks.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      And it it hasn’t, there’s always Tree

  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Tiger final answer, if I’m gonna die I’m gonna pet the big kitty first

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Damn right. My final thoughts will be about how cute those beans are.

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I can potentially outplay the croc for 20 minutes by dancing around. I can’t outplay the others that long.

    Also with like a stick I can 100% keep it at stick distance away from me.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’ll pay you 100 million dollars for 20 more minutes with the bear.

    • dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’ll pay you 200 mil for 20 more minutes with Jerma

  • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Gator is probably the safest bet. Bear or tiger are maybe possible if they’re in a good mood or something. Pretty sure to Jerma I’d just be another number in the kill count.

  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Pretty sure that’s an alligator, and I’m definitely taking them. We will both sit on opposite sides of the room and vibe for 20 minutes.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I know a crocodile is faster than me in a straight sprint but I feel like I could Dark Souls circle strafe it without too much difficulty

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    deleted by creator

  • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t believe women would rather spend 20 minutes with a crocodile than a man

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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      the man is infinitely more likely to chop you up in a meat grinder than the crocodile jerma-psycho

  • blakeus12 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    i would push jeremy over and run away

  • Gorb [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Known serial murderer Jeremy Albertson vs a gator who can only move in straight lines and is defeated by diagonal movement.

  • YEAHBUDDY [they/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Bear solidarity

  • Nemo's public admirer
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    The human. I’ll be more likely to subdue them, if they don’t have any hidden weapons or so.

    Or the crocodile, if I can be some distance away from it.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      What if he has a gun?

      • Nemo's public admirer
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        Game over before it began then.
        I thought they’d be unarmed.

        Like, what if the animals were made to go hungry for a week and were trained to be aggressive or made irritable?

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