• @Naz@sh.itjust.works
      26•8 months ago

      I’ve played Mini Golf with a wide variety of people. It’s amazing fun to see fully grown adults with brightly colored putters getting angry at a windmill and forgetting absolutely all of their problems for a few hours.

      So if socialism is mini-golf, bring on the fucking mini golf :)

    • Zagorath
      24•8 months ago

      Can I put in a good word for disc golf? Can be played in what is for the most part a completely normal park. A park with more of its natural tree and bush coverage than most parks would have, even, since the obstacles are part of the game.

      • @ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world
        6•8 months ago

        I think the only issue (which is completely surmountable) is that while the space is being used for disc golf it can’t be used for anything else.

        Just make sure the shared space has time allocated to that activity though, and should be all gravy.

        • ZagorathEnglish
          10•8 months ago

          I think that’s somewhat true, but less true than most other activities. Much less true than team sports like football (any of the sports anyone calls football) or cricket. It’s quite easy and normal to go for a walk through a park where people are playing disc golf. You’d never do that down the middle of a football game. Even regular golf, because of the greater distances involved and higher risk if you get hit, walking through the course (if it’s permitted at all) is not an especially comfortable prospect.

          It’s certainly not something that should be taking up all the space in every park, but having 2 or 3 courses in a large city? Completely reasonable.

      • @dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
        5•8 months ago

        My area has a disc golf site at the beginning of a hiking trail. Only a few trees were removed, and none of the ground has been flattened or dug up. It’s awesome, and the fact that there are natural obstacles just add to the game.

  • Rozaŭtuno
    67•8 months ago

    Good, golf is a ridiculously stupid waste of space and water.

    Just settle for mini-golf, comrade.

    • @derpgon@programming.dev
      10•8 months ago

      I like how these giant golf courses need to have 10 gardeners per acre, while these communist/socialist-era 40 years old mini golf concrete courses can have 20 people playing per acre, withstand a tsunami, and you have way more fun.

      Also actually having to fetch the ball so the environment isn’t being polluted.

  • Yer Ma
    61•8 months ago

    It wasn’t before, but we should add that to the manifesto

  • @istanbullu@lemmy.ml
    23•8 months ago

    Does anyone actually play golf for fun? I always thought it was an old timey version of linkedin style networking.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
      7•8 months ago

      I play for fun, often by myself. I’ve never encountered a more challenging sport before, and it gives me a lot of time to be alone with my thoughts, while also getting some sunshine and exercise. It’s peaceful and cool. Okay, it’s not all that peaceful if you’re hitting a terrible game, but it can be, and it is so rewarding when you finally start playing well. It takes so much time and dedication to be a good golf player. It also takes a lot of honesty, especially with yourself.

    • @chatokun@lemmy.world
      3•8 months ago

      I played it once with friends in my 20s for fun, invited by them. Was more the hanging out that was fun, but I didn’t hate it. I suppose it’s also a sport you can be a bit drunk for… though I guess golf cart driving drunk might still be dangerous.

    • kingthrillgore
      3•8 months ago

      The driving range is always fun!

      Golf as a sport is a boring sport for chumps, rich assholes, and idiots.

    • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
      2•8 months ago

      I worked at a bank a couple of years ago and we had a little team building outing to the local golf course. I had way more fun than I expected, and if someone invited me to join them golfing I’d certainly go again, but I’m not sure I’d go on my own

  • @some_guy
    13•8 months ago

    I’m reminded of the movie Falling Down, only that guy was accidentally slipping into fascism. Still, his righteous anger towards a golf course feels right.

  • The CuuuuubeEnglish
    13•8 months ago

    Golf corses are the tumors of the cancer known as the bourgeoisie. They’re a waste of space, water, and soil resources. They’re damaging to local ecologies that we Terraform to make more like southern Scotland. The cost of participation is high before we even take into consideration that private golf courses have added cost and systemic racism built into their admissions system.

    If golf dies as the lower classes awaken to the realities of the ecological terror the bourgeoisie have waged against them, fucking good. There are other activities to do that are less resource intensive. Including disc golf if you absolutely must turn a casual stroll into an act of conquest

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mlEnglish
    11•8 months ago

    Checks out. I had to run past a golf course for an event and I shouted “GOLF ISNT A REAL SPORT - GET OVER IT!” as I ran past.