America is big and it doesn’t have high-speed rail, so if you need to go to a different state the only options are flying or driving for 56 hours.

We are so fucking back!

• My first time seeing boobs:
• My 961797368th time seeing boobs:

Nothing can outweigh yo mama.

Oh shit oh fuck

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn’t want humanity to die off.

What’s wrong with y’all?

That’s hardly comforting. I don’t want 90% of people to die and civilization to collapse. Can’t we just guillotine the rich and explore the galaxy?

Because the system is specifically designed to prevent that from happening.

Hai.

the result is that you unfortunately don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

*the hand that steals 99.9% of the value you create and leaves you with a few crumbs.

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

to scary pls tag nsfw

Versatile, yes.

Snoopy!

Why that damn bullet had to hit the firefighter instead?

I’m so fucking tired.

ADHD?