THOU SHALT NOT TOMMY GUN

Were there farts in that poo?

“Therapists warned him, but when he showed them his dick, doctors were ASTONISHED! Make your dick bleed with this WEIRD trick!”

Just got it. Had to come back to updoot

Holy shit, that twist

All squares are turtles. All circles are turtles. It’s turtles all the way down.

I told my dog these jokes and she said, “that’s scute.”

I live in America and I haven’t learned a damn thing!

Orrrrrr… Abraham needed mental help and therapy, which the community should have noticed when he cut off the tip of his dick and DARVO’d his son before torturing wildlife. Instead, when he said “God made me do it, and an angel stopped me,” the ancient orphan-crushing machine turned it into “1 like=1 prayer.”

Everybody liked him. His mother liked him. All that stuff.

I can see why you consider those unusual qualities, Greg

I’d prefer them and their trucks patrol about 50 miles southeast of Galveston

It worked great for all of the media that published article after article, based on internal memos from the publishers and owners, about how wonderful Hitler was, and talking about Nazis being non-violent keepers of law and order.

Didn’t work out quite as great for the Jewish publishers and owners themselves, but the media outlets still have plenty of “credit” to their names

Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children’s entertainer

Why? Bald is beautiful

You are alone, and [dog whistle homophobia with an overtly ableist remark]!

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Aww… Thanks for the- HEY!

I only get the slightest bit of solace knowing that every person in that truck probably ate some blowback

Maybe they did it as a group activity

Please, no. Some of us are trying really hard to unfuck this shit.

This is pretty funny, but not as funny as the multiple Michael Scott-esque overlapping usernames at the bottom