“To impress a chick…”
Whenever I can, I do use a tissue. It prevents that famous last drop that always goes to the underwear.
How do you moisturize your balls then?
Ah, the enjoyable moisturizer smell of old rotten piss
We don’t kink shame here.
there is a point you can press to squeeze the last drop out, I just dunno how to describe it
The gooch
After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear
Cock blot
There’s a reason why we don’t like standing next to each other at urinals.
We deny piss drops in our pants and say they are Calico Cut Pants from CalicoCutPants.com.
if you shake it more than thrice, you’re playing with it
good rule of thumb
Wait a damn minute, HOW exactly do you shake yours?
And if I shake it more then thrice for you?
That’s how you get a good tip
You guys don’t wash?
Harlem shake
Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children’s entertainer
The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.
