I don’t know why everyone’s bitching about this

Waking up shortly before an alarm is amazing!

Heck, I don’t even work 60 hours a year.

Wait what

I love it when other people get this. Determinism and free will are not incompatible! From our viewpoint anyway (which is the one that matters)

You just decide. Everybody knows it’s a choice

That game hurts when you play it on a hard surface XD

Ah.

What’s the deal with the first panel being different?

Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You’ll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That’s why I always use a toilet if I’m able to. And urinals are gross, there’s always splashback even if you can’t see it.

(No shade at you specifically btw, I didn’t downvote you)

Also: —

• zepto (symbol z): 10⁻²¹ (one sextillionth)

• yocto (symbol y): 10⁻²⁴ (one septillionth)

• ronto (symbol r): 10⁻²⁷ (one octillionth)

• quecto (symbol q): 10⁻³⁰ (one nonillionth)

Lisa?!

Also the Peter principle

Aww poor snek :(

*Oddly terrifying

You should call her.

But not much more than 10, amirite

China-Nepal

To this day I will not understand how people enjoyed that film! Horses for courses to the max