“Whoregon” might make it into my rotation

There are few places I fear.

But Omegahio, it scares me.

When I was a kid in Latin America there was a map of the US painted on the school wall with the state names on it. It was a running battle between the students who would chalk a “P” before “Utah” and the teachers who would erase it. As far as I know, the battle is ongoing to this day. (not that we had anything against Utah, it was just too easy a juvenile pun.)

Ukraine next to blue+yellow combo is a nice touch

I’d drink mime soda

Hey now, I’m from that southern M state.

I can never remember if it’s spelled Missipissi or Missishitty though…

I love Wokelahoma and Gay Marry Land

I still say Maine is a lame one. But I like old new Vegas.

I think Mime-SODA is supposed to be a reference to that Biden speech where he yelled out “SODAAAA!” Yeah, pretty weak

This makes Florida seem far more desirable (to me) than it actually is.