Analog television. Sure it may have been a bit grainy and staticy when the signal was weak, but the video wouldn’t get all blocky and outright freeze up, you could keep watching your show and not miss anything.

“I didn’t go to screwdriver school.”

That’s not even a joke, an old friend of mine said that many years ago.

And yes, he was referring to the hand tool, not the alcoholic drink… 🤦

I dunno, just whichever aisle the sluts are on.

/s, maybe…

Good thing for sure!

If it were me and the lady behind me turned it down like that, I’d probably just say something like…

“Well I was blessed today, so I figured I’d pass a bit along. If you’re sure you don’t need it yourself, then perhaps go buy a meal for a homeless person or buy a kid a toy for Christmas. Pass it forward.”

No evil here, you did a good thing 👍

I dunno, exploding golf ball maybe?

Disclaimer: Nope, I’m not gonna do that, nor am I making any serious suggestions.

Make it a one way trip for him please…

Also, he’s not allowed to take his money and assets with him, leave and disperse those assets for the rest of the people here.

He can go dig for his own gold and shit and establish his own worthless economy on his dead rock if he wants, assuming he would even survive…

But is that Wast or Eest of the Missipissi River?

Fine choice my friend, I’d leave it too haha! 😂

Ah yes, our great 51st state, Folorado!

That should fix that pesky global warming problem…

/s

No, no we haven’t thought that through a bit. We already started sending our trash there first…

How does that work, or does it even work, on accounts over 21 years old? Am I safe or at least sorta safe from these sort of compromised account hacks?

I don’t even think Google knows how old I am, but they damn sure ought to know how old my account is at least…

Plus I ain’t got any money to steal anyways…

If the compressed files are of the same/similar format, more compression is possible as the algorithm can detect more related patterns to compress.

But if you toss in a variety of file formats, compression will tend to suffer more.

Sometimes, the easiest way is just to try and see, different formats lend themselves to better or worse compression.

The files that tend to be worst at compression are the ones that are already compressed themselves.

What they talking’ about? Earth has rings right now, made of satellites and space junk…

Well he should start selling his used diapers then…

What do you call two mental patients in bed together?

Two nuts in the sack.

I sometimes pull out obviously fake money at local convenience stores, just to mess with them while I get out real cash.

I probably shouldn’t do that shit out of town though, but they know me around home at least.

Lucky guess…

Thanks for the reminder, I need to get some more glow in the dark lube…

SHOOT DADA FRICK MOMA…

I’m never gonna sort this game out, please don’t tell my mom…