I worked way too hard turning this post legible.
Most of the state name changes are brilliant, but some are either weak or jokes I didn’t get (“Mime SODA”?), or maybe I just misread the whiteboard chicken-scratch. Regardless, suggestions for alternatives encouraged; I’ll post an updated version if there’s interest.
How to make Oregon and New Mexico the top tourism destination states 😄
You’d have a hard time convincing me to support most of these (because that is how humor works), but lemme tell you I would wholeheartedly and enthusiastically support an entirely serious campaign to rename Washington to Obama. It would make talking about where I’m from like 84% less confusing.
I feel ya; the constant “Washington STATE” is a real drag.
I greatly appreciate the work you put into this. The original was barely legible.
Thank you! Despite its genuinely funny content the original post didn’t get a lot of traction, so I wanted to give it a little polish in hopes that more people would get a chance to enjoy it.
As a resident of Missyuri, I welcome this change wholeheartedly.
Obama… Then I saw Alabortion. Perfect. 👌
Estrogenia! Mountain mama! Take me home, country roads!
pegsylvaina lol
I don’t get neosbraska
Neopronouns, I’d take it.
maybe no-bra-ska?
It’s very.,. Sex-positive. I guess we are just way sexier than the gop. Which makes perfect sense.
Well, the Republicans are big fans of renaming shit. Might as well get used to it.
Bottom dickota really tickled me
Whoregon is a genius way to get east coasters to pronounce the name properly XD
I’m thinking “YoreGunsAGone” mighta worked too.
Is it Or-e-gun? Or-a-gone?
It’s actually pronounced like “organ” (two syllables)
The former!
That’s lol, but alt text would make it sweeter (web accessibility, text search, etc).
Shit, I was planning to do that and then totally forgot when it was time to post. I’ll update once I’m back at a computer.
This is amazing 😂
stars, this is good.
As a Greater DC resident, why are we called “Doll City” now? I get “Vagina” & “Gay Marryland”, but is it a sex doll reference or something else?
Trans women are sometimes called dolls. IDK why. If you see “protect the dolls” somewhere, it’s about trans health and safety.
